Dear [person I can’t wait to get away from]:
I am writing this NC to you because:
a. …I think it’s time we see other people
b. …the depths of your vile personality were not immediately apparent when I met you, but they are now.
c. …your aura of mind-numbing boringness is something I can no longer tolerate.
At the moment, I just need some space:
a. …without you in it.
b. …that can be measured in light years.
c. …and lots and lots of time.
We really did have some great times together, I’ll admit, but:
a. …your personality ruined it.
b. …I found your highly jealous, paranoid, controlling and possessive behavior far less enjoyable than you might think.
c. …they were greatly outnumbered by the times you made me want to kill myself. Or you.
Our time together meant so much to me because:
a. …I can now use that as a cautionary tale if I should ever go insane and get involved with anyone ever again.
b. …I learned so much about the Linden Labs TOS agreement.
c. …I am now absolutely certain about what to avoid in the future.
I think the next step for us is:
a. …for you to remove your things from my house before I burn it down.
b. …my obtaining a protective order and you respecting it.
c. …for you to realize there is no “us.”
I certainly wish you:
a. …happiness in a future relationship.
b. …get involved someday with someone who makes you just as miserable as you have made me.
c. …would go away quietly and never speak to me again.