Missy

Missy is a strong-willed, opinionated procrastinator who prides herself on her ability to remain unbiased. She collects rare and exquisite letters and much prefers the consonants over the vowels. She is renowned for her ability to vigorously defend her position even when clearly proven wrong. She is best known for making snap judgments and she never second-guesses herself…or does she?

BAD FORM TOO

Disgruntled customer – Angry shopkeeper, a recipe for disaster – but all that bloodshed and cursing can be avoided with the help of Missy and her bad forms.

WE WISH

Frustrated by the lack of something in SL and wished it existed? We shout “you are not alone!” and point out a few “wish fulfilments” that may not have occurred to you.

GACHA BEAT

Gacha, you pays your money and you takes your chances. Or you can read Gacha Beat and at least get the illusion that you are marginally in control of the situation.

BAD FORM

Nobody likes a break-up, all that mess and crying. Luckily Missy is here to help you with a multiple choice form for your convenience.

A FEW GOOD MEN

Did you know there are only three types of men in SL? (how many of you just went “That many?”) Enclosed: A primer on how to tell them apart.

THE GACHA STONE

Gacha, Where should you go? What do you need to know and what will you want to know? This and more will become clear.

IF YOU AINT GOT THAT BLING

It’s 2014 and many people in SL still have bling. Dear lord that’s the single most depressing thing I’ve had to write all month.

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

A follow up to the earlier “Bling” article here is the last word on facelights. Summarised as “lets find the person responsible and burn them”